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Offline Fat Rat

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Photo Caption Competition
« on: May 28, 2021, 04:18:35 PM »
Make us laugh and win some stickers  :smirk:
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Re: Photo Caption Competition
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2021, 07:41:13 PM »
"Well, nurse, what I actually said was slip off his spectacles"

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Re: Photo Caption Competition
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2021, 08:28:38 PM »
The hero of Gryffindor had completely misunderstood the Nimbus 2000 instruction leaflet when it said "grip the device firmly between the knees".

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Re: Photo Caption Competition
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2021, 11:14:37 PM »
Is that a beak!!  Or a pecker under cover!   
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Re: Photo Caption Competition
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2021, 01:39:27 PM »
Can you take away the pain and leave the swelling ?
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Re: Photo Caption Competition
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2021, 01:39:49 PM »
Oh no, I can feel a fart brewing...
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Re: Photo Caption Competition
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2021, 02:43:24 PM »
Give it another three weeks and Bob's your auntie.

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Re: Photo Caption Competition
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2021, 06:37:54 PM »
His last words were "Hold my beer".

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Re: Photo Caption Competition
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2021, 07:42:12 PM »
 The day after 1999 pound coins were removed from his rectum he said he didn't feel too grand.
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Re: Photo Caption Competition
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2021, 10:02:03 AM »
He can still hear his wife shouting brake brake !!!!

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Re: Photo Caption Competition
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2021, 07:22:52 PM »
This isn't quite what I had in mind when my wife asked me to play doctors and nurses with her.

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Re: Photo Caption Competition
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2021, 07:56:55 PM »
Dr tell me honestly will my bike be ok